diff --git a/code/cgame/cg_event.c b/code/cgame/cg_event.c
index b93c975..30e3fc3 100644
--- a/code/cgame/cg_event.c
+++ b/code/cgame/cg_event.c
@@ -320,37 +320,67 @@ static void CG_Obituary( entityState_t *ent ) {
 			message = "was machinegunned by";
 			break;
 		case MOD_SHOTGUN:
-			message = "was gunned down by";
+			if (r == 0) {
+				message = "was gunned down by";
+			} else if (r == 1) {
+				message = "was splattered by";
+				message2 = "'s shotgun";
+			} else if (r == 2) {
+				message = "chewed on";
+				message2 = "'s boomstick";
+			}
 			break;
 		case MOD_GRENADE:
-			message = "ate";
-			message2 = "'s grenade";
-			break;
 		case MOD_GRENADE_SPLASH:
-			message = "was shredded by";
-			message2 = "'s shrapnel";
+			if (r == 0) {
+				message = "ate";
+				message2 = "'s grenade";
+			} else if (r == 1) {
+				message = "was popped by";
+				message2 = "'s grenade";
+			} else if (r == 2) {
+				message = "ate";
+				message2 = "'s pineapple";
+			}
 			break;
 		case MOD_ROCKET:
-			message = "ate";
-			message2 = "'s rocket";
-			break;
 		case MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH:
-			message = "almost dodged";
-			message2 = "'s rocket";
+			if (r == 0) {
+				message = "was blown apart by";
+				message2 = "'s rocket";
+			} else if (r == 1) {
+				message = "almost dodged";
+				message2 = "'s rocket";
+			} else if (r == 2) {
+				message = "was doomed by";
+				message2 = "'s rocket";
+			}
 			break;
 		case MOD_PLASMA:
-			message = "was melted by";
-			message2 = "'s plasmagun";
-			break;
 		case MOD_PLASMA_SPLASH:
-			message = "was melted by";
-			message2 = "'s plasmagun";
+			if (r == 0) {
+				message = "was melted by";
+				message2 = "'s plasmagun";
+			} else if (r == 1) {
+				message = "was fried by";
+				message2 = "'s plasmagun";
+			} else if (r == 2) {
+				message = "was burned by";
+				message2 = "'s blue-hot plasma";
+			}
 			break;
 		case MOD_RAILGUN:
 			message = "was railed by";
 			break;
 		case MOD_LIGHTNING:
-			message = "was electrocuted by";
+			if (r == 0) {
+				message = "was electrocuted by";
+			} else if (r == 1) {
+				message = "was shafted by";
+			} else if (r == 2) {
+				message = "accepted";
+				message2 = "'s shaft";
+			}
 			break;
 		case MOD_BFG:
 		case MOD_BFG_SPLASH:
@@ -361,8 +391,14 @@ static void CG_Obituary( entityState_t *ent ) {
 			message = "was nailed by";
 			break;
 		case MOD_CHAINGUN:
-			message = "got lead poisoning from";
-			message2 = "'s Chaingun";
+			if (r == 0) {
+				message = "got lead poisoning from";
+				message2 = "'s Chaingun";
+			} else if (r == 1) {
+				message = "was mowed down by";
+			} else if (r == 2) {
+				message = "was cut to ribbons by";
+			}
 			break;
 		case MOD_PROXIMITY_MINE:
 			message = "was too close to";